What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do men like low maintenance women?

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How can targeted individuals protect themselves from organized stalking? Have you discovered practical strategies?

Moonraker

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”